Call me John
mutt13:

thatbrowngirl:

yourunlikelyhero:

daleksanddaisies:

scootyshabooty:

alofthehomo:

psiioniic:

They’re doing it.
First they romanticize Vampires
Then Werewolves
Now Zombies

HOW IS THIS EVEN
HIS DICK MIGHT FALL OFF WHILST THEY FUCK
UNLESS THIS IS A COMEDY/SPOOF?

ZOMBIES ARE REANIMATED CORPSES 
NO MORE
NO LESS
THEY DO NOT FEEL
THEY DO NOT LOVE
THEY E  A T THE FLESH OF THE L I V I N G
THAT IS I T 

HIS SKIN IS PALE WHITE AND ICE COLD BECAUSE HE HAS TO SLEEP IN A REFRIGERATOR TO KEEP FROM DECAYING



Has no one seen Boy Eats Girl?

NOOOOO NOT THE ZOMBIES!!!! COME ON!!!!!! ALREADY RUINED VAMPIRES AND WEREWOLVES NOT ZOMBIES TOO!!!! MEEEEH!

*Darth Vader voice*
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
j/k
SOUTH PARK DID IT. “Pinkeye”, Stan/Wendy

mutt13:

thatbrowngirl:

yourunlikelyhero:

daleksanddaisies:

scootyshabooty:

alofthehomo:

psiioniic:

They’re doing it.

First they romanticize Vampires

Then Werewolves

Now Zombies

HOW IS THIS EVEN

HIS DICK MIGHT FALL OFF WHILST THEY FUCK

UNLESS THIS IS A COMEDY/SPOOF?

ZOMBIES ARE REANIMATED CORPSES 

NO MORE

NO LESS

THEY DO NOT FEEL

THEY DO NOT LOVE

THEY E  A T THE FLESH OF THE L I V I N G

THAT IS I T 

HIS SKIN IS PALE WHITE AND ICE COLD BECAUSE HE HAS TO SLEEP IN A REFRIGERATOR TO KEEP FROM DECAYING

Has no one seen Boy Eats Girl?

NOOOOO NOT THE ZOMBIES!!!! COME ON!!!!!! ALREADY RUINED VAMPIRES AND WEREWOLVES NOT ZOMBIES TOO!!!! MEEEEH!

*Darth Vader voice*

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

j/k

SOUTH PARK DID IT. “Pinkeye”, Stan/Wendy

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    AND NICHOLAS HOULT IS IN IT OH GOD HONEY NO YOU CAN DO SO MUCH BETTER
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    COMEDY/SPOOF?NOTHIS
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    No no. Not even anywhere close to ok with this.
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    i am actually okay with this
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    what. NO. GET IT AWAY. PLZ
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    But… BUT. Zombies don’t fall in love. They just walk around going, “Ughhhhhhh” and eating shit. HOW. WHAT. WHY.
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    Just…. What the fuck!? Zombies?? like “Fucking and eating at the same time”
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